The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to fly into the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!