the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to go part way through walls

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The Power to be aqua man

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!