The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to transform into air.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!