The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!