- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The ability to see through invisibility.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

Pointless Super Powers