The power to find lost socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

To have a permanently invisible tounge.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to speak brail.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to ?-1.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to get thumbs down.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

thumb_up thumb_down +29

the power to fail any test you want

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to make elton john gay

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to rape the willing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to convert farts into burps.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to fuck everyone.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to vote

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!