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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to die at will

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!