The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to get thumbs down.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to mind reeds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!