The power to jump -50% higher

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to snore.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to die at will

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!