The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to exist

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!