the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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To pee standing up.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!