the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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the power to fail

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to be stupid

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!