The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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i like pie.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!