The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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power to see through glass doors

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power to see the present.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!