The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!