The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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ability to fly in a plane

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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Melting

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!