The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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i like pie.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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The power to get older every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!