The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to predict the past.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to not have power

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to see through windows!

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!