The power to be immune to every third bullet.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to eat your own face.. the one time

The power to see the present.

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

The power to see as Stevie Wonder

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!