The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to change your mind

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to predict the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!