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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be
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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.
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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.
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The power to thumb up your own comments.
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The power to breathe without thinking about it.
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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write
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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet
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The power to write a country song
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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't
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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot
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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.
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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.
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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.
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The power to move objects by touching them.
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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink
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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.
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The power to talk to dust
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the power to hear a dog whistle
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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.
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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.
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The power to drink water and pee immediately.
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The power of licking your own elbow and nose
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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.
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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!