The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to move something right next to you

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!