The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to eat food

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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A power level of under 9000.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!