- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

the ability to find pointless superpower

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

A power level of under 9000.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

Pointless Super Powers