the power to change invisable when you blink

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!