The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to be born.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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the power to vote

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!