the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to suck your own dick

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Acid pee

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to catch em all

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The ability to understand women!!

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!