The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to see through water

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to transform into air.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to have a power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to divide by zero

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!