The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!