the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!