the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!