The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

thumb_up thumb_down +61

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

thumb_up thumb_down +61

The power to not have this superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Power to always have exact change.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

The ability to read a book by its cover

thumb_up thumb_down +55

the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to make your text green on google

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to poo in the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

thumb_up thumb_down +51

black people

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

thumb_up thumb_down +51

50% invisibility while farting.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

thumb_up thumb_down +49

the ability to solve paradoxes

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to turn gold into stones.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

The power to shit purple butterflies.

thumb_up thumb_down +49

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!