The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to die at will

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to change your emotions

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to go suicide

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!