The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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KeemStar

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into air.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!