- Pointless Super Powers

The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

the power to understand what kate bush is singing

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

the ability to only do pointless things.

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

the power to write only the letter R

The power to think about useless power

the ability turn off your super ability.....

The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to have a small penis

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

the power to murder Joey and get away with it

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!