The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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50% invisibility while farting.

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black people

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!