The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power to snore.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to write a country song

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!