The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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The power to die using your willpower.

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the power to die at will

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!