The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to meme 20% harder

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

The power to send emails via pigeon

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to float without gravity.

The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

the power to make toast into bread

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

The power to predict the past.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to hate someone you don't even know

The power to shit purple butterflies.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The power to die in one second

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!