The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to sleep

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to put on a belt without touching it, but only while completely naked.

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!