The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

thee power to not eat but still starve

Immunity to antipsychotic medication

The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to taste anything you smell.

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

Swiss army teeth.

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The ability to fart inwards.

Imortality.

the power to die at will

The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to predict the past.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!