The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to breathe

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The power to turn into paper

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!