EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to seduce hats

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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solar powered night-vision

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!