the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Power to always have exact change.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to move something right next to you

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!