The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to write a country song

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to talk to dust

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!