The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to switch gender identity

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!