The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to write a country song

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!