The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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Swiss army teeth.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to predict the past.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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the power to be a complete troll

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!