The power to make fish drown.

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to see through thin air

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to get older every second

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have children at will.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!