The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the power to die

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!