the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!