The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to change your mind

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!