The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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the power to jerk off

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to turn into paper

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!