The power to understand irony.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to only drink liquids

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!