- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

Power to always have exact change.

The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

The power to send emails via pigeon

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to change the shape of any object at will

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to eat anything in a minute.

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

to not care about pointless superpowers

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to poop kittens with mittens

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

Pointless Super Powers