- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

The power to shed hair

The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The power to describe the taste of water.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The ability to part...hair.

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The power to have no powers!

The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power to understand irony.

Pointless Super Powers