The power to get thumbs down.

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write a country song

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to understand math.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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the power to have a power.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to change your mind

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!