the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The Power of cheese

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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the power to die at will

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to pee from your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!