The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to speak in cursive

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to have no powers.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!