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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to be dead

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to understand math.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to have a poo at your girlfriend's house and be only 22.2% sure that it will flush

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!