The ability to smell with your hands

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the power to vote

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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KeemStar

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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Being a freemason

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!