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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.
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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide
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The power to get thumbs down.
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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!
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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.
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The power to be really bad at math.
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the power two become drunk at anytime
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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks
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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...
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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium
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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...
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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius
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The power to think of any superpower but not have it
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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...
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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.
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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.
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The power to eat junk food at light speed
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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless
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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.
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the power to be a fury............-_-
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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/
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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!