The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the power to read and agree to the terms or service

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to ?-1.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to look into cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The Power of being Friendzoned

thumb_up thumb_down -2

The power to poke

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to change your mind

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to fly, but only downwards

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

thumb_up thumb_down -42

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

thumb_up thumb_down +137

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

thumb_up thumb_down +83

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!