for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to have a power.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to turn into paper

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!