the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to live.

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the power to make to much coffee

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the power to die on command

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!