The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to watch tv

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have a black president

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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the power to fly for a second

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50% invisibility while farting.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!