The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to have a black president

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to not see ads

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to think salmon.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!