power to see through glass doors

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to see through water

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!