The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to turn cancer into aids.

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

The power to smell farts nearby

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

The power to perpetually yawn.

The power to see through bones.

The power to silence explosions.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The power to sing but your mute

Power to not Sleep during Finals.

The power to eat edible things.

the power to frow up when your not sick.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!