The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!