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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another
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The power to die but once
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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened
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The power to drink water and pee immediately.
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The ability to never have to take a shit again
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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.
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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.
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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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The power to die and get away with it
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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.
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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.
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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!
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the power to become semi-transparent
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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)
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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.
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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.
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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing
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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time
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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.
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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!