The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to not have power

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power spite flower

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!