the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to die

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!