- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

The power to understand math.

The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the power to become semi-transparent

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

the ability to fly underwater.

The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

The power to turn wine into water

The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to perpetually yawn.

the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

the power to have no one read this post

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

The power to manage Chelsea FC

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

Pointless Super Powers