The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to bleed

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!