The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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the pwoer ot raed tihs wtirnig eilasy.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to think salmon.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The ability to make someone slightly attracted to a faucet.

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The power to speak braille

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The Power to Combust

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!