The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to breathe

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!