The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to not see ads

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to attract bullets.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!