Power to develop diseases.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to bleed on command

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to kill yourself

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!