The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have a power.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!